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12th June 2012

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Fifty Shades of Grey: In Thirty Seconds

  • Ana: Oh Christian, It's so sexy how you don't respect my autonomy, and bought the place I work at to keep an eye on me, and know my bank routing number!
  • Christian: It's so cute how you think you're entitled to your own life, and feel the desire to pay for things, and want to do emotionally triggering things to me despite me asking you not to.
  • Ana's Inner Goddess on her Chaise Lounge: FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM
  • Ana's Subconscious: YOU'RE A WHORE FOR FUCKING HIM
  • Somewhere In There: *really unsafe bondage scenes!* *guilty sex* *mixed signals* *with a side of stalking!*
  • Also In There: "My mother was a crack whore and I have a hang up about food. I will simultaneously berate you for not eating while signing you up with a personal trainer so you don't get fat on me. Because that's terrible."
  • NO WHERE IN THE BOOK: Any representation of a sane, normal relationship. BDSM flavored or otherwise.
  • Me: PATRIARCHY THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Tagged: Fifty Shades of Grey50 shades of greyAnastasia Steelechristian greyfeminismpatriarchyyou thought I was going to lay off this book?not a chance

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