July 2012
copperbooms:
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
I'm with my panda's mom at the Marine Corp base in...
THERE ARE SEXY PEOPLE IN UNIFORM EVERYWHERE.
I AM PERVING SO BAD.
June 2012
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Oppression is not being one of the only white...
shakethecobwebs:
It’s just not.
You’re not oppressed if a black person calls you a cracker. It’s not reverse racism if you are a white person living in a predominantly black neighborhood and most of the people there don’t want to hang out with you. You’re not oppressed if you are a white person visiting fucking Africa.
Oppression happens when a society has prejudice for you and institutional...
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Musings of a fat girl....: on being a lazy-ass... →
queerandpheasantstranger:
okay seriously u guise it is truth time
i call myself a femme
and i fucking adore tumblr femmes and all the fucking gorgeous hair/makeup/clothes/shoes/vintagey crap
like you folks are fucking fierce as shit and i love you
but for fucks sake people i am so lazy
Fat chick in a shiny spandex catsuit
That happened today. ;D
Dunno, should I post a picture?
I have pms.
even-thebirds:
I’m stomping around the kitchen like a nut, alternating between looking for something salty and looking for something sweet. We have neither. My mom’s a little worried. I’m getting more and more agitated.
C’mere babygirl.
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My bf and I were at Costco earlier and walked out with a 15 box pack of mac and cheese and a 40 count box of condoms.
This is what fat sex looks like.
I live!
Made it safe. Now to crash. X3
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Okay so, gonna leave in a few minutes to drive to my bf’s house. Two hour drive, bleegh. So yeah, here’s hoping the drive goes well and stuff, ttyl guise ilu!
(Also hi new followers, I can’t wait to talk to you all!)
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inthelandofgallifrey:
madammakeup:
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Ah! Stabbing cupcakes before i bake them makes me...
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fat-and-naked:
“you don’t know you’re beautiful, that’s what makes you beautiful”…. Can I punch the ass-hat you wrote these retarded lyrics?
For real. What happens if she figures it out?
“Oh god, she’s gained self awareness, how unattractive! ABORT, ABORT!”
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My body is a temple.
even-thebirds:
And this temple demands biscuits.
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songsforthesiren asked: HURRY UP THE CAKES.
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this is not important and you can ignore it if you...
Like, so, occasionally all the time my brain will go back over things from previous relationships and life and everything I’ve ever done ever. So like, fuck you brain.
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But the thing i caught myself thinking about this time was being mad at boyfriends. Now I’ve only dated cis men. And apparently I’ve also dated mostly misogynists so there’s that. (Not currently...
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Bug endangers minors by outing them. Claims no...
genderbitch:
If the rules of real logic were applied here, Catherine Brennan is not female by her own words.
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